Cold Storage (2026) Review

When a highly dangerous fungus escapes from a secret laboratory, after it was not properly dealt with the first time it calls for former bioterrorism agent Robert Quinn back to action to help save Teacake and Naomi and the world!

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Within the opening scene we are shown how the fungus was first found and then put into storage, which never really looked like a great idea, let’s be totally honest. Led by Robert Quinn and Trini Romano, it is highlighted that while they completed the mission they were given it was never a true success. Years later with Teacake working at the storage unit alongside a new co-worker in Naomi they are about to have the crasiest night they will ever have! As they explore the building to find the alarm that has been going off and driving them crazy, in all honesty I could totally realte to that.

The scenes get pretty wild, filled with unexpected twists and turns, and at times they are rather gruesome, pushing the boundaries of what is typically shown in this genre. I did not really expect that aspect of it, as the level of intensity and graphic detail takes you by surprise, immersing you deeply into the narrative. The shocking visuals and the surprising plot developments not only provoke a strong emotional reaction but also challenge the viewer’s perceptions of morality and violence within the story.

It was certainly one of those films that was just a bit daft but enjoyable all the same, with a quirky charm that made it hard to resist. Not going to win awards, or even be talked about for very long, it had a certain lightheartedness and simplicity that were refreshing in today’s cinematic landscape. I felt as though seeing this on a Monday afternoon when off work was perfect viewing in all honesty, providing a delightful escape from the usual routine, allowing me to unwind and enjoy a few laughs, even if the storyline was a bit predictable and the characters somewhat one-dimensional. It served as a reminder that sometimes, it’s not about the accolades, but rather the joy of a carefree experience that leaves you smiling as the credits roll.

Joe Keery is engaging enough and worked very well alongside Georgina Campbell, bringing an intriguing dynamic to their on-screen relationship that kept the audience invested. I actually really loved seeing Lesley Manville in this type of film, as her nuanced performance added depth to the storyline, and again thought she complimented Liam Neeson in such a good way, enhancing each scene they shared with a palpable chemistry that felt authentic. Not forgetting the kinda cameo from Vanessa Redgrave, whose presence, although brief, left a lasting impression and served as a delightful surprise for fans of her work, reminding us of her remarkable talent and versatility.

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